Monday, August 27, 2007

My New Slogan

I'm a talent, I'm a pro;
I'm a star don't you know?

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Friday, August 10, 2007

An Ode to Fuck

How fucking much more can I take of this fuckery?

All these fucking people who occupy so much of my fucking time;

It's fucked-up;

All I want to do is fuck;

But fucking comes with fucking consequence;

And fucking consequences mean fucking ramifications;

How fucking much more can I take of this fuckery?

What a fucking harsh word for something so fucking beautiful;

We fuck, we throw it around, we throw it down;

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK;

Fuck me;

Love me;

Fucking do something while I wait for you to fucking get around to me;

Aren't I worth that fucking much?


Too True

So after work today I went over and hung with Chadillac. What a guy. Really.

We were exchanging limericks from ours lives and I began to talk about the people I work with and how I adore them and how much I seem to really fit in there. I told him we're all really sarcastic and cynical.

When I started to describe them I said they were a lot like me. He said, "Divas?"

I said, "I wouldn't say I'm a diva. I always thought divas were demanding. Oh, wait. I am demanding."

He burst out laughing and observed how I didn't miss a beat in my thought process.

So, yeah, I guess I'm a little diva.

Love ya Chad. You're my bro ;)