Dear Boys,
Yes, to boys. All men over 30 need not apply. Men under 21, grow up.
I love you. It's true. You who walk alone on the street. You who walk with your other bros down the street headed to drunkville. I. Love. You. Be not scared for it is I who begs on thy knees for thee.
I feel like Carrie Bradshaw when she had a dream where she walks up to complete strangers and kisses them.
I am this horny. I fear for the safety of our nation's men.
Sincerely,
The Insincere
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